dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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