I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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