I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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