About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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