I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
