But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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