Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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