Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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