No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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