So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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