hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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