Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I have post one night stand depression
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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