Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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