I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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