Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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