I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
And then he peed in my hair
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