I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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