You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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