The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
just tell him i said nine months
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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