I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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