Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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