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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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