just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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