Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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