Sry I called you an 8
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
two words...techno handjob
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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