I'll bet she douches with gravy.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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