i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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