His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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