Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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