he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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