I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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