The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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