when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
never play flip cup with pint glasses
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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