nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You need Xanax blowdarts
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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