that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she looked like the before picture.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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