Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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