There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
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