Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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