I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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