i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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