is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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