You're completely useless in the revolution.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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