Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Come share oat with me in your robe
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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