Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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