No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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