More tranny stories later!
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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