We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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