the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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