Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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