belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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