Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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