we have officially lost it.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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