Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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