This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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