I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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