Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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