fuck your aforementioned shoe
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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