Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Your tits are I can't wait for
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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