He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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