so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We left an ass print on the piano.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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