Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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